Cute but Emotionally Unavailable — Premium Midweight Hoodie

Cute but Emotionally Unavailable — Premium Midweight Hoodie

Name: Cute but Emotionally Unavailable — Premium Midweight Hoodie
Brand: Catitude
SKU: ba9ae2ec-f2df-4cf4-b4db-8f80b933962d
Price: 59.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Regular price$59.99

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Color — Safety Yellow

Color

Safety Yellow

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Gold

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Kelly Green

Army

Saddle

Brown

Size

2XL

3XL

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Premium quality, always

Cute on the surface. Emotionally unavailable by design.

For everyone who's loved a cat that absolutely did not love them back — or anyone who is that cat.

An Otis Design.

Perfect For

✔ Cat owners who've stopped pretending their cat is going to change
✔ Anyone who relates to the cat more than they'd like to admit
✔ The gift for the friend who already identifies as emotionally unavailable, has the cats to prove it, and deserves something warm
✔ Anyone who appreciates a shirt that captures their personality and their cat's in one image

Why You’ll Love It

Premium SS4500 fleece hoodie — soft, warm, and built for daily wear
Mid-weight fleece — cozy without feeling bulky
Classic unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and easy to layer
Double-lined hood with drawstrings — extra warmth when you want to disappear
Front kangaroo pocket — hands, phone, snacks… whatever
Durable DTG print — crisp, bold design that holds up wash after wash

Fit & Feel

Unisex sizing (true to size)
Size up for an oversized, lounge-ready fit
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for structure and warmth

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve softness and print quality.

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If something's not right — wrong size, print issue, your cat judged it too harshly — send it back within 90 days for a full refund or exchange.

No hoops, no guilt trips, no "please hold while we transfer you to someone who cares." We made it. We back it. That's the deal.

What That Means

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✦ 90-day returns — full refund or exchange, no questions asked
✦ Wrong size? Print issue? Just not feeling it? — We'll make it right
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