Rock Paper Scissors (Claws) — Premium Midweight Hoodie
Rock Paper Scissors (Claws) — Premium Midweight Hoodie
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Rock Paper Scissors (Claws) — Premium Midweight Hoodie
Rock Paper Scissors (Claws) — Premium Midweight Hoodie

Rock Paper Scissors (Claws) — Premium Midweight Hoodie

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The game was never fair.  And it was never meant to be.  This premium midweight hoodie is made for cat households where the outcome is already decided — every time.

Cozy meets clever with this Catitude hoodie that turns rock-paper-scissors into a feline mind game. The crisp white outline artwork stands out beautifully on dark fabric, giving the design a bold, graphic look that stays sharp over time. Pink paw pads add contrast and charm without overwhelming the minimalist style.

Soft, warm, and effortlessly wearable, this hoodie is made for cool mornings, late nights, and everyday comfort — all while quietly broadcasting your love of cats and wit.

Perfect For

✔ Cat people who want cozy comfort with personality
✔ Fans of minimalist graphic designs that still make a statement
✔ A thoughtful, playful gift for cat lovers who live in hoodies
✔ Anyone who believes cats have already mastered every game

Why You’ll Love It

  • Built on the Independent SS4500 — a premium mid-weight fleece hoodie known for durability and comfort, cozy without feeling bulky
  • Classic retail fit with a structured feel — comfortable and easy to layer for everyday wear
  • Double-lined hood with drawstrings — extra warmth when you want to disappear
  • Front kangaroo pocket — hands, phone, snacks… whatever
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband — add structure, retain warmth, and help the hoodie hold its shape over time.
  • Durable DTG print — crisp, bold design that holds up wash after wash

Fit & Feel

Classic retail fit with a straight-cut silhouette and structured feel.
  • Order your usual size for a standard, everyday fit

  • Size down for a closer, more fitted look

  • Size up for a relaxed, oversized feel

See the size guide in the product images for exact measurements.

Care Instructions:
  • Machine wash cold, inside out.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve softness and print quality.

THE CATITUDE PROMISE

Look, we're cat people — we don't do anything halfway. Every piece of Catitude gear is made for people who actually get it, and we stand behind every single one.

If something's not right — wrong size, print issue, your cat judged it too harshly — send it back within 90 days for a full refund or exchange.

No hoops, no guilt trips, no "please hold while we transfer you to someone who cares." We made it. We back it. That's the deal.

What That Means

We stand behind everything we make. Period.

✦ 90-day returns — full refund or exchange, no questions asked
✦ Wrong size? Print issue? Just not feeling it? — We'll make it right
✦ No hoops, no fine print, no runaround — reach out and it's handled
✦ Made for cat people, backed by cat people
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